Black Friday Sale from now until Christmas! 25% SITEWIDE with code BLACKFRIDAY2020

The world would be a much more awesome place if we all obeyed Rule #1.

So WTF is it, then?

"Breaking News"

  • heather dark grey unisex t-shirt that says, see ya sucker in white lettering.
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  • 15oz white ceramic mug with Joe Biden's quote, will you shut up man.
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  • White t-shirt with Kamala Harris's debate quote that says, I'm speaking in black.
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  • black t-shirt that reads, anarchist zone new york in red, in the style of Escape from New York movie poster logo.
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  • white t-shirt with red text in a typeface similar to Philadelphia Phillies that reads Bad things happen in Philadelphia
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Best Sellers

  • White t-shirt with red letters reading, don't vote for kanye, in the style of Napoleon Dynamite vote for pedro shirt.
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  • navy blue t-shirt with white text at chest level that reads, gainfully funemployed.
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  • white t-shirt with black text at chest level that reads, person & woman & man & camera & tv.
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  • White  t-shirt with block text at chest level that says, Say Less, in black.
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  • navy blue t-shirt that has text at chest level that reads, Welp this is all horrible in white.
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  • 11 ounce white ceramic mug with words reading you got this boo in white letters with shadow on a cutting board.
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  • 15 ounce white ceramic mug with words in black that read, the grass isn't greener it's a filter sitting on a cutting board.
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  • 15 ounce white ceramic mug with a scene of drawn mountains, trees, and clouds with the sun behind them and the words Over this shit in black arched over the image on a cutting board.
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An Apparel Brand for Messed Up Times

Things are weird. We get it. WE have gotten weird. Here's some styles that might relate to what you've been thinking. But they not only relate; they GIVE.

A portion of every sale goes directly to COVID-19 Relief & Organizations fighting for Social Justice. You get to feel good wearing our styles, but also feel good ABOUT wearing our styles. 

And hey, who knows...you might get some compliments on the way?!

T-Shirts!

These t-shirts make a statement. And that statement is, "We're over it!"

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Beach Towels

Social Distancing in the sun? Show off towels that make a statement!

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Coffee Mugs

We know it's early, so let your coffee mug say it for you!

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Finally some designs that say exactly what I've been thinking!

Emily R.

I hate these guys. How dare a t-shirt company want to do good things with a customer's money?? Pssh. *Buys seventh shirt. 

Ryan T.

Five people commented on my Rainbow Tile Shirt today! 

Jeff Q.